Newburgh.
Known for its high crime rate...
So da burgh had this amazing track star Elzie Coleman...who was gonna go to the Olympics and everything for the 400 meter dash...
Until he was arrested twice for like stabbing people and stuff...I mean he lives in Newburgh, what do you expect?
So the other night he was walking home from one of the three Kennedy Fred Chickens on Broadway...
And he gets shot. Where? His leg. Damn, that sucks.
I mean, his career might be shattered. Newburgh is so gay. Out of all places...his leg?
anyways, on to other news.
I love my brother's new girlfriend. Did I mention that?
I also love bunnies, rainbows and flowers.
And...
Your mom.
July 28 2005, 16:47:14 UTC 6 years ago